- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

The game.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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