- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

pull my finger (farts)

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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