- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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