- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

This isn't funny.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

I had friends on the Death Star.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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