Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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