What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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