- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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