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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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