- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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