- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

rocky is here again.......................

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Barack Obama.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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