- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

What comes after 69? 70

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Yo mama so fat.

9/11 my birthday

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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