- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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