How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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I'm homeless.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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