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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

10inch nice

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

No soap radio

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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