- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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