How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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No soap radio

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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A man with glasses and a cane walks out if a clothing store and accidentally bumps into a woman, knocking his hat off "Can't you watch where you're going?" the woman asks. The man then slaps her, knocking her to the ground. He picks up his new designer fedora, and drives off in his $90,000 Cadillac. The woman, after dusting herself off, gets the guy's plates, convinces a few witnesses to testify against the man, and informs the authorities of an assault. He was later arrested for assault as well as pimping and soliciting sex. He is found guilty in a court of law and is sentenced to 2-5 years in prison, and is doled a hefty fine.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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