Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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