- Anti Joke

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What do you call a black man? Rob

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull