What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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dyslexic's Untie

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Face Hunter is scum

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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That is so fetch

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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