- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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