what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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Pineapple.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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