- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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