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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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