- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Guess what? Bananas

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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