- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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