how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

boys

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Invisible Children Foundation.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...