- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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