- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Labour Party.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

scientology.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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