A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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8===D

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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