Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

What is the meaning of life? 42

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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