- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

Skinny people fart less.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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