What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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