A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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tea with milk?

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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Ms Leong Sux

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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