- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? snicker F*ck a duck.

Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Want to hear a joke? No.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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