Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Who is it?

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Justin Bieber.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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