- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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