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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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