what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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Lewis

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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rocky is here again.......................

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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