- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

DEATH.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Honk if you're Amish!

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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