What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Anti Joke

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