- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

what do you call a black chef glendon

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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