- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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