- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

what are three short words? i a am

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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