- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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