- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

fish fishy caoimhin

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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