A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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women's rights

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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Anti Joke

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