2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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Poker face

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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