- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What fires shots? A gun

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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