- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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