What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

What do you do at a club? You club.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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