Women's Rights

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

i saw amango it splootered

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

masturbating on a tarc bus

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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