- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Why so serious? Your brother died.

no

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

9/11 my birthday

Waseem is a hard worker.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock