- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

hey hey apple

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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