my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Caroline Kelly.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Waseem is a hard worker.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

9/11 my birthday

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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