Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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