- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Matthew Baker

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Pickle

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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