Tall asians

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

The Oakland Raiders

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

I like touching my boobs

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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