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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What's 1+1? 69.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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