Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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