- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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