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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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