- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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