Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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What do you call an arab ?

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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