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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Fine, ladies first.

You're a big fat monkey.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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