- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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