- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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