Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

I hate blackniggers

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

how much fish could a chicken

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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