- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

mitchell palmer sucks

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

so the weather's nice...

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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